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Politically Correct Season’s Greetings
2021 Edition
For you, my kindest wishes for a totally inclusive, socially and economically responsible, planet conscious, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the religion of your liking while respecting the religions of others, or their choice to abandon religious traditions altogether. I extend my sentiments regardless of age, race, sex, marital status, physical ability, sexual orientation, gender identity, or whether or not you binged The Tiger King this year.
This offering remains valid regardless of your affiliation with multi-level marketing, your choice of computer platforms, the length of time you can hold tree pose in yoga, or whether or not you signed up for a MasterClass of any kind during the pandemic.
While remaining utterly unobligated to do so, you are free to accept* my best wishes at the exact moment in time most convenient for you, even if the moon is at perigee, or you reside in an area that practices Daylight Savings Time, because each and every hour is valid and acceptable.
Respectfully yours,
Candra Anaya
*My feelings may or may not be affected by your acceptance of my sentiments, your affiliation with QAn*n, or whether or not you co-exist with a cat.
EDITED from the future (2024) to add:
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